The Empire of Tyranysaurus Wrex is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 249 million Tyranysaurus Wrexians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tyranysaurus Wrexian economy, worth 8.58 trillion Fossils a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,466 Fossils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes, politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists, and sweet-toothed Tyranysaurus Wrexians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyranysaurus Wrex's national animal is the T-Rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tyranysaurus Wrex is ranked 60,185^th in the world and 2,821^st in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 514.42 on the Clooney Contribution Index.